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22 Quotes by Alice Jane

Alice Jane has 22 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I would do anything to be your everything .. Said once
Being a man is not pimping but.. finding the love of your life and staying with her..
Happy anniversary, two hearts have remained, united in caring,has sustained one life in sharing. John I love youh Happy Anniversary…
True love doesnt have a happy ending, true love has no ending.. I Love Youh John
I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have and I always will. I Love Youh John
Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle, rather a beautiful reminder of just how strong true love can be..…
I love you today, I love you tomorrow .. through pain and through sorrow. I love you John
Being with you would be something to remember, memories of youh will surely last forever. I just pray our love…
Its not what I feel for you, its what I feel for no one else but youh
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE
Knock knock whose there? Doctor Docter who? thats me
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

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More Best Friend Quotes

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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must… — Aristophanes
A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there… — Francis Bacon
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the… — Honore de Balzac
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
A friend in power is a friend lost. — Henry Adams
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. — George Ade
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. — William Blake

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