Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 283 authors

Till now I crawled up your butt somehow and that's when things got turned around I used to be alive Now I feel pathetic and… — Limp Bizkit
I come correct in full effect have all my hoes in check and before I get the butt the jim must be erect. — A Tribe Called Quest
Riffle shot butt out tongue and teeth bruk out. Mi gun nozzle big like gal whole whey fuck out. — Aidonia
Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now… — The Hangover
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? — Beavis And Butthead
Come to Butt-Head! — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? — Beavis And Butthead
Naw, I'm not goin' out there and comin' back, lookin' like you, cactus butt! -Shenzi — The Lion King
Be nice, have fun, play nice with the other kids. Unless the other kids wanna fight, then you kick the other kids butt. -Mushu — Mulan
But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt. -Mulan — Disney Princess
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis — Beavis And Butt-Head
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butt-Head
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Stop in the name of all which does not suck. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead

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