Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 283 authors

If you must smoke take your butt outside. — Richie
I don't have a project waiting on me that I have to bust my butt to get into shape for so it's more about how… — Hilary Duff
My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've gravitated toward. And… — Andy Samberg
I have a white girl booty. I dont have a big butt. Id rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and… — Jessica Simpson
I wear my jeans a lot. Almost every day. For me, its hard because I have like a bubble butt, and a small waist, so… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I swear to God, with some of these romantic comedies, these women are being shot in the butt with steroids, and I feel like theyll… — Drew Barrymore
In my world, you have to be so beautiful, so skinny, so rich, so famous and I don't believe you really have to be any… — Salma Hayek
I'm blessed with a great family and great people around me that would be able to kick my butt if I ever for one minute… — Emma Stone
I was born from my mothers butt hole..which was cool and different — Jenna Marbles
Lil Wayne if you're drowning in the pussy you can just swim to the butt. Here I was drowning in the pussy not knowing I… — Jenna Marbles
My boobs went from a 34C to an E. Now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even… — Kendra Wilkinson
I signed on her butt....classsssy! — Holly Madison
Oh My Gosh Becky, look at her butt, Tunechi! — Lil Wayne
Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing. — Christina Ricci
Friends are like butt cheeks. Sometimes crap separates them, but after a while they always come back together. — Pacifiersucker
I admit I do have a very nice butt. Some say my career was built on it! — Jean Claude Van Damme
I do a little butt watching. I look at Matthew McConaughey's naked butt. — Sandra Bullock
Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller, and to make it harder for them to run away. — Amanda Bynes
I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm me and I… — Hannah Bennett
Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face,… — Cindy Crawford

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