Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 283 authors

My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
Vindictiveness can be a Double Edged Sword. Watch how you use it and Be careful it doesn't double back and bite you in the butt. — Lisa's Voice
I need a strong man to stand by my side, not one who gets butt hurt and walks away when I'm having a break down. — Lauren Moye
Two things suck about becoming an adult male - paying taxes and getting a finger in your butt. — Guy Code
I Luv My Baby But Something Dnt,Seem Rite He's My World Butt Anit Nunthing Go Be Rite.! — Tayy_Prettii'
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt
Your a diaper beacuse you are always on my butt and full of crap — Autumn Kohler
That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Blah
Ask beavis I get nothing but butt-head. — Big L
Becareful what you wish for, if you dnt know how to handle it! they come true --butt everthing else changes!! everything else jus go bakk… — Titi
For me, the sun used to shine right out of your butt. Now, all I see when I look there is a moon. — Bird
I'm seriously drawn by the way that you've been overly hurt, 'cause I'm always here to try to make you know what you're worth, a… — Annonymous
Dear technology, you were created to work. So will you please stop being butt fucked and start working properly. Lots of love, god — Brad D'Roza
Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. — Cyberbilly
I'm in the crib butt naked bitch. She said my dick could be the next black president. — Lil Wayne
He touched the butt. -Sheldon — Finding Nemo
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin
WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole! -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2
Or get a huge pimple on your nose,you could forget your date's name,or have an embarrassing photography published,you might get dumped,divorced,or fired,make a fool of… — Jeremy G

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