Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 283 authors

Life has picked me up, knocked me down, and even kicked my butt a few times. But I'm still here to say WHAT DOESN'T KILL… — Nishan Panwar
Always head up butt down.. Never let anyone kill your dream.. — Abdallah
Kim Kardashian sat down across from me and her butt takes up a seat and a half. In a very good way. — Josh Hutcherson
It's so much work to make a movie, and for me it has to get me off my butt. To get me actually writing you… — Rian Johnson
Butt sex = delusional religious loophole. — Jenny McCarthy
I kid you not, the second she hears the distant click of a paparazzi long lens, that bitch starts posin'! She's kicking out her butt,… — Michelle Trachtenberg
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck his butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the… — Kylee
I had a feeling that someone was following me around all day, then I figured out that it was just my butt! — Nikhil Saluja
God gave women butt-holes for a reason, and that reason is for sex. Sorry ladies, they're Gods rules not mine. — Nikhil Saluja
Bestfriends are like butt cheeks they are always together but shit gets between them sometimes XD — Vanessa Forget
To my home girls here with the big butt Shaking it like we at a strip club Remember only God can judge ya Forget the… — Talyiah
Wanna know something I don't like?? Little girls that have a wonderful home and a loving mother!! And they get EVERYTHING they ask for!!! But… — Alisha
If sex is a pain in the butt... Try a different position! — Levita Charin
People will stand in line to kick your butt when you do something wrong but when you do something right you cannot find a single… — David Eddins

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