Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 251 authors

But I just wanna cuddle your butt and give you my last name, Yeah! — ProudLesbian
COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving for you Like… — Myself
Stay strong Gronk! Come back ready to kick more butt next season:) he tore his ACL and MCL at Sundays game:/ Not fun to watch. — Unknown Author
My anaconda DICK!!!! don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that FAT butt — Unknown Author
Oh,my,God.Becky, look at her butt! Tunechi! — Unknown Author
Wish I could lay up in the bed...but then I think about all the nice things I want, and what I'm trying to accomplish...So I… — C Williams
Ladies stop always running the streets. Everytime you look around you going somewhere. How bout you run your butt in the house and spend time… — C Williams
Never trust a big butt and a smile. — Erdem Gezer
((NO ITS NOT SO STOP BEING A SLUTTY HOE THAT HAS NO LIFE BECUASE.....don't make snap my fingers in a z formation, exclamation, butt rotation… — Jasmine Laura
Excuses are like butt holes... Everyone has them! — YaPrecia
You shouldn't like a girl for her butt or her breast size. — Emily Tilley
Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again — Kendrick Cole
Hey all of you boys out there, HAVE THE COURAGE TO TOUCH THE BUTT!! lol I love Nemo... — Ariana
My Grandmother?s Hands they are very nice The hands which spank my butt only twice Those hands that are so simple Those hands which made… — Sadie
The ugly truth about being butt hurt is even if you say you're not, it's obvious that you are — John Vercetti
If life kicks you in the butt, turn around and kick it back. — Jhiess Krieg
When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt feeling. — Green Monk
....Society. It taught girls that the only way to be pretty is to have long hair, a perfect smile, perfect hand-writing, a flat stomach, big… — KiKi Strack
Lies will come back to bite you in the butt — Jhiess Krieg
She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. I still think that Brett guy is cute. Good luck getting him away… — Shalini

Who Wrote These Butt Quotes

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