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Mike Birbiglia has 65 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz.…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
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My introduction to acting was through theatre, so I actually saw a couple of Broadway shows that made me want to be…
— Skylar Astin
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I really cut my teeth on off-off-off Broadway shows.
— Bea Arthur
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I really did sneak into Broadway shows, starting when I was 12.
— David Copperfield
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Because even at the age of fifteen, I used to go see all the Broadway shows and feel that they were sentimental,…
— Richard Foreman
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I don't go to that many Broadway shows, so I can't really say anything.
— Babyface
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Broadway shows in New York draw two times the attendance of all New York sports teams put together.
— John Lahr
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If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining…
— Marian Burros
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I am a collector of many things, but I particularly love the sterling silver mint julep cups, each engraved with the titles…
— Bryan Batt
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I love Broadway shows.
— Mike Birbiglia
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When I got to Broadway, I conducted five Broadway shows.
— David Friedman
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The fact that I even get in Broadway shows is, to me, still amazing, but then to win a Tony was just…
— Jane Krakowski
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