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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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To say prayers in a decent, delicate way is not heavy work. But to pray really, to pray till hell feels the…
— Edward McKendree Bounds
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From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
— Leonard Bernstein
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Just as light brightens darkness, discovering inner fulfillment can eliminate any disorder or discomfort. This is truly the key to creating balance…
— Deepak Chopra
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When I look at her, my heart brightens up. She's that kind of girl.
— Unknown Author
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Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone
— Thomas Jefferson
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You meet a friend - your face brightens. You have struck gold.
— Unknown Author
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Love brightens and purifies the heart.
— Karen Cushman
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One who previously made bad karma, but who reforms and creates good karma, brightens the world like the moon appearing from behind…
— Gautama Buddha
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When the room brightens when you walk in, you matter.
— Seth Godin
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Your smile brightens the lives of all who see it. To someone who has seen a dozen people frown, scowl or turn…
— Dale Carnegie
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Do not be afraid! Our Father is patient, he loves us, he gives us Jesus to guide us on the way which…
— Pope Francis
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There's more, much more, to Christmas Than candlelight and cheer; It's the spirit of sweet friendship That brightens all year. It's thoughtfulness…
— Calvin Coolidge
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