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- Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.
- I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach…
- Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to…
- I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
- People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my…
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then…
- In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as…
- I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the…
- Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
- I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is…
- You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they…
- My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
- I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding…
- There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
- At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out…
- One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real…
- Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody…
- I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay…
- If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!
- Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
More Braff Quotes
- Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that...… — Zach Braff
- I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey,… — Zach Braff
- Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and… — Zach Braff
- I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. — Zach Braff
- People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't… — Zach Braff
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around… — Zach Braff
- In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were… — Zach Braff
- I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney… — Zach Braff