Boring Quotes

1489 Boring quotes by 1142 unique authors

The theologian who labors without joy is not a theologian at all. Sulky faces, morose thoughts and boring ways of speaking are intolerable in this… — Karl Barth
To be a god can ultimately become boring and degrading. There'd be reason enough for the invention of free will! A god might wish to… — Frank Herbert
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.… — George Carlin
Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the… — Dean Koontz
This is the very boring part of eating disorders, the aftermath. When you eat and hate that you eat. And yet of course you must… — Marya Hornbacher
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. — Oscar Wilde
What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have… — Gerard Way
Depression is boring, I think and I would do better to make some soup and light up the cave. — Anne Sexton
Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. — Clay Shirky
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. — Jerry Seinfeld
It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of… — John Grogan
Life is all about change. If it were static, think about how boring it would be. You can't be afraid of it, and you can't… — Ellen Hopkins
Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring. — Tallulah Bankhead
You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child. — Chuck Palahniuk
Only those who decline to scramble up the career ladder are interesting as human beings. Nothing is more boring than a man with a career. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Physically it's kind of lassitude, the apathy and tiredness that precedes the flu or some other illness, or death. My legs ache and feel heavy,… — Antonio Lobo Antunes
You're so easy to read but the book is boring me. — Emilie Autumn
What I try to do is write. I may write for two weeks ‘the cat sat on the mat, that is that, not a rat,’....… — Maya Angelou
Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause… — J.R.R. Tolkien
I apologized to her once for spending less time with her, but she blew it off. "You're in love. That makes you actually kind of… — Claudia Gray
Death. It doesn't have to be boring. — Mary Roach
...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting. Knitters are so compellingly… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from… — Bill Watterson
You named your sword Fire? Fire? What kind of a boring name is that? You might as well name your sword 'Blazing Blade' and be… — Christopher Paolini
The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty. — Chuck Palahniuk

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