Boring Quotes

1489 Boring quotes by 1142 unique authors

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ… — Matt Groening
You don't have to know everything in the world. We aren't supposed to. It makes you boring in mixed company if you can't be interested… — Angela Johnson
Tragedies are all right for a while: you are concerned, you are curious, you feel good. And then it gets repetitive, it doesn't advance, it… — Simone de Beauvoir
She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring. — Zelda Fitzgerald
In many cases when a reader puts a story aside because it 'got boring,' the boredom arose because the writer grew enchanted with his powers… — Stephen King
Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and… — Bill Gates
I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring. — Daniel Handler
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than… — Hunter S. Thompson
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. — Christopher Moore
Skip the boring parts. — Elmore Leonard
I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring… — Edward Gorey
If you’re the kind of person who has no guts, you just give up every time life pushes you. If you’re that kind of person,… — Robert Kiyosaki
Personally, I believe “Young Adult” to be an arbitrary title that means the book "Can be enjoyed by anyone/Has a main character who’s not quite… — Shannon Hale
Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so. After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns, we ourselves flash and yearn — John Berryman
Everything intelligent is so boring. — Leo Tolstoy
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. — Bill Watterson
The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become… — Og Mandino
I've been so thoroughly incorporated into the California culture that I practice meditation and go to a therapist, even though I always set a trap:… — Isabel Allende
Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something… — Daniel Handler
Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept. — Jackie French
....he said it was interesting. He used the word 'textured'. He said 'smooth' is boring but 'textured' was interesting, and the scar meant that I… — Jeannette Walls
The mature man lives quietly, does good privately, takes responsibility for his actions, treats others with friendliness and courtesy, finds mischief boring and avoids it.… — Kenneth Rexroth
He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a… — Douglas Adams

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