Boobs Quotes

206 quotes by 138 authors

Her whole life was a lie from her head to her toes, Her hair isn't that color, make up the covers the in perfections.. The… — Kevin Mccarty
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma
Teacher: name 1 common cause of hrt attacks esp wit Guys.. Student: hugging Gals wit small boobs — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh
Fellas don't play with her heart she only has one, play with her boobs she has two. — Sam Marcellin
Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a dick… — Nishan Panwar
Men are attracted to confidence more than boobs, faces, or asses. Theres nothing more sexy than a woman who knows what she wants and refuses… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
Mother: Daisy, Why do your boobs look so big?!?!? Me: What The Fuck Mom, I'm A Girl They Are Gonna Grow Mother: Oh Me: What?… — Unknown Author
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I… — Unkown
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered… — Jeffrey Sarpong
Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think. — Nikhil Saluja
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free. — Nikhil Saluja
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja
She has like no boobs . — Melisa Russel
Hahahah ::) the craziest to do is to hold a BoobS of the shemale hahaha :))) wre all cray cray hahaha :)) — IMynatot
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Gaining weight is bittersweet 'cause your boobs get bigger but so does everything else... — Sarah Hyland

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