Boobs Quotes

206 quotes by 138 authors

When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Unknown Author
I don't know what's faker, your personality or your boobs. — Unknown Author
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the… — Jersey Shore
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes...... Popular, really Ugly… — Unkown
Don't play with a womans heart she only has 1, play with her boobs instead she has 2 — Unknown Author
Friends are like boobs, some are BIG and some are SMALL. But even though some are REAL and some are FAKE, there always close to… — Karen
Girls with fake hair, fake boobs, fake butts will always have a fake relationship. — Uknown
Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :) — Miranda H
I've always wanted to be a back sleeper, but every time I've tried, my boobs plug my nostrils. — Kelly Palmer
Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. — Carlos Banks
Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done. — Mila Kunis
I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
I look like a transsexual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready… — Sofia Vergara
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome!… — Snooki
My boobs went from a 34C to an E. Now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even… — Kendra Wilkinson
My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust. — Kendra Wilkinson
I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be sexy. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing. — Ashley Olsen
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look in the mirror… — Kate Winslet
Oh look, they gave me boobs! — Alyson Hannigan
I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I… — Maya Rudolph

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