Boobs Quotes

206 quotes by 138 authors

How does Parkerâ€™s body compare with yours â€ Great. A pop quiz I thought recognizing his transition into lecture mode. â€œHow does Parkerâ€™s body compare… — Rachel Vincent
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. Itâ€™s not their field. Itâ€™s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in… — Bill Maher
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow." "What?"… — Ally Carter
Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God! — Milan Kundera
Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry womanâ€”he checked out her boobs. — Jennifer Estep
Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn it, but there's… — Jonathan Maberry
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your… — Erica Jong
I have boobs!" Chloe said again, a bit too loudlyâ€” she'd already had a couple of mini bottles at the Spot. "My boobs are great,… — Sarah Dessen
Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Let me just tell you this, Watanabe," said Midori, pressing her cheek against my neck. "I'm a real, live girl, with real, live blood gushing… — Haruki Murakami
I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's… — Jim Butcher
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look in the mirror… — Kate Winslet
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace. — Joan Rivers
When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino
I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus away from my… — Unknown Author
Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents… — Bill Maher
The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you. — Orebela Gbenga
So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question coming… — Ritu Ghatourey

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