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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy…
— Warren Buffett
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
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No amphibious attack in history has approached this one in size. Along miles of coastline there were hundreds of vessels and small…
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.
— Carlos Fuentes
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Nothing is a courtesy unless it be meant us, and that friendly and lovingly. We owe no thanks to rivers that they…
— Ben Jonson
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Little boats should keep near shore
— Benjamin Franklin
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I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.
— Phil Donahue
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When you don't cling to anything, there is nowhere to go - all boats have been abandoned, you cannot go anywhere; all…
— Rajneesh
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Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man,…
— Unknown Author
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Although we are in different boats you in your boat and we in our canoe we share the same river of life.
— Oren Lyons
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The disciple simply burns his boats and goes ahead. He is called out... The old life is left behind, and completely surrendered.…
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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The Mississippi and its paddle boats, and the rivers of Bengal and their gleaming steamers evoked a similar atmosphere of romance, of…
— Qurratulain Hyder
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