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Sheryne Brooks has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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To live without experiencing some shame and blushes of admiration would surely be a wretched life.
— Gregor Mendel
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Whoever blushes confesses guilt, true innocence never feels shame.
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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The best of man is he who blushes when you praise him and remains silent when you defame him.
— Khalil Gibran
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Most illogical Irrational nature of our womanhood, That blushes one way, feels another way, And prays, perhaps another!
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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He who blushes at riding in a rattletrap, will boast when he rides in style.
— Seneca the Younger
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Blushes cannot be counterfeited.
— Margaret of Valois
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Kidd, turn off the light to spare my blushes.
— Henry James
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Eternal Spring, with smiling Verdue here Warms the mild Air, and crowns the youthful year . . The Rose still blushes, and…
— Samuel Garth
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Knapsack of the Metaphysicians.- Those who boast so mightily of the scientificality of their metaphysics should receive no answer; it is enough…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Whoever blushes is already guilty; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
— Mark Twain
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Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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