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- My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if… — Paul Merton
- My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and… — A.M. Homes
- Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David
- I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't — Anne Lamott
- My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole… — Chelsea Handler
- The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and… — Kurt Vonnegut
- For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset.… — Chuck Palahniuk
- A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a… — Green Monk
- She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job. — Young Jeezy
- I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble. You will never find somebody who can say, 'Well, I don't… — Kimora Lee Simmons
- He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- If you're cool being taken down or giving up, ya lifestyle's a blow job, ya way of livin sucks. — Fabolous