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One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often…
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Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of…
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At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor…
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Society? Can we trust us? Doubt it. We're probably not even real, as was revealed in the popular documentary The Matrix. That…
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In summary, our world is doomed.
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When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in…
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If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?
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Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial arena, once.
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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for…
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[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know…
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proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee…
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Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the…
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