"[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently……" — Charlie Brooker
"[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know how unsatisfying that can be."
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17 Quotes by Charlie Brooker
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In summary, our world is doomed.
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If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?
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Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial…
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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in…
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proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a…
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Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming…
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Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.
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