All Charlie Brooker Quotes
- One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often enough. Aligning
- Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of a box wishing… Box
- At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon -… Baronet
- Society? Can we trust us? Doubt it. We're probably not even real, as was revealed in the popular documentary The Matrix. That bloke next door?… Bloke
- In summary, our world is doomed. Doomed
- When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of… All
- If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects? Doe
- Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial arena, once. Arena
- Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have… Bad
- [Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know how unsatisfying that… All
- proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee if only it… Behalf
- Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of… Bald
- Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone. Backbone
- I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only "saddoes" dislike them. And no one… Actually Likes
- Everyone had clearly spent far too long perfecting their appearance. I used to feel intimidated by people like this; now I see them as walking… Anxiety
- Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good, and… Consequently
- I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come… All