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• You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces…
• For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…
• I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I…
• Fat is where comedy is stored,
• I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…
• My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…
• Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
• They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding…
• These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…
• The Universe is very, very big.
• You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…
• A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do…

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