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Bills Quotes by Penn Jillette
- People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very,…
- When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
- I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.…
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- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey
- Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too. — Travis Barker
- One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you… — Charles Barkley
- As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot… — Roseanne Barr
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it… — Dave Barry
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
- I love the stage, I love the process of acting in theatre, but unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills. — Kabir Bedi
- Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. — Paul Begala
- The Confederates had suspected Wild Bill of being a spy for two or three days, and had watched him closely. — Buffalo Bill