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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I will keep America moving forward, always forward, for a better America, for an endless enduring dream and a thousand Points of…
— George H. W. Bush
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People come here penniless but not cultureless. They bring us gifts. We can synthesize the best of our traditions with the best…
— Mary Pipher
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We want a better America, an America that will give its citizens, first of all, a higher and higher standard of living…
— Sidney Hillman
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You know, a better man for a better America. That's sort of our slogan.
— Bob Dole
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Small business is the gateway to opportunity for those who want a piece of the American dream. [...] Well, wouldn't it be…
— Ronald Reagan
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I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried…
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Building a better you is the first step to building a better America.
— Zig Ziglar
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I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
— Craig Ferguson
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When Europeans arrived on this continent, they blew it with the Native Americans. They plowed over them, taking as much as they…
— Mary Pipher
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And they do those jobs not because they want to take away anything from America, but because they want to give their…
— Luis Gutierrez
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