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Best Quotes by Johnny Carson
- The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.
- Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'
- The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.
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