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A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine…
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President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd…
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The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are…
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As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell…
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Popular Bert quotes from across the collection:
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You're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.
— James A. Owen
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First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes,…
— Conan O'Brien
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I had a wonderful contact, especially with Uncle Bert who was an angel and led the whole group over to my side…
— Dian Fossey
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Samuel Beckett's 'Waiting for Godot,' billed as 'the laugh sensation of two continents,' made its American debut at the Coconut Grove Playhouse,…
— John Lahr
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
— Gerard Way
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I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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I didn't want to understand. Bert had been thrilled that the police wanted to put me on retainer. He told me I…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that…
— Derek Landy
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