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- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They… — Adam Carolla
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore
- Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his… — Jim Butcher
- Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of… — James Patterson