Being Cool Quotes
- Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,… — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Woman means:without you in it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:NO, PIZZA'S FINE Woman means:you cheap slob! — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:COME HERE. Woman means:My puppy does this, too. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I LIKE YOU, BUT. Woman means:I don't like you. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:OF COURSE I LOVE YOU Woman means:just not in that way. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:YOU NEVER LISTEN. Woman means:You never listen. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja
- Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- Go ahead and BITE my style ;) — Anthony Vargas
- You wanna know one way to sound better than me? Take the letter F from way.That's right there is NO F'n way ! — Cooly Justice
- Its my first day so I'm doing twenty quotes just because I give a fuck ! — Cooly Justice
- Well thank you for reading this!! i dont have much to say but only 5 things 1.make some money 2.grow up 3.be awesome 4.be smart… — Natasha Uys
- Me and matt are cool but your not — Izaya