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Bed Quotes by Sarah Silverman
- When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.
- As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and…
- As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and…
More Bed Quotes
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same for a… — Michele Bachmann
- I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas
- I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as… — Tallulah Bankhead
- The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the… — Djuna Barnes
- Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr