Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

I'd never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With… — Richelle Mead
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of… — Cassandra Clare
I sleep all day. Noises flit around the house- garbage truck in the alley, rain, tree rapping against the bedroom window. I sleep. I inhabit… — Audrey Niffenegger
Xhex: John, she said softty. He paused and looked over his shoulder toward the bed. I love you.” His handsome face tightened in pain, and… — J R Ward
I know that's an endorsement I've been waiting for," Skye added. "Perfectly adequate in bed. They should make that into a T-shirt — Susan Mallery
High high in the hills , high in a pine tree bed. She's tracing the wind with that old hand, counting the clouds with that… — Ken Kesey
If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. — Simone Elkeles
raking a hand through his hair, he forced his attention to the text she'd left on the coffee table, refusing to dwell on the disconcerting… — Karen Marie Moning
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal — P.J. O'Rourke
Mistakes are something that happen by accident. You didn't walk out the door one morning and fall into some guy's bed. You thought about it,… — Jodi Picoult
Betrayal was a stone beneath a mattress of thr bed you shared, something you felt digging into you no matter how you shifted position. What… — Jodi Picoult
You guys didn't really think you could go off on a party weekend without me, did you? Especially here of all places—" He froze and… — Richelle Mead
Who would condescend to strike down the mere things that he does not fear? Who would debase himself to be merely brave, like any common… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Ah, Evie,” she heard him say softly, “I must have a heart, after all…because right now it aches like the devil.” “Only your heart?” she… — Lisa Kleypas
Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before he took his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight. Mercutio: And so did I. Romeo: Well, what was yours? Mercutio: That dreamers often lie. Romeo: In bed asleep… — William Shakespeare
Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that… — Garth Stein
I had buried my romance in a bed of asphodel. — Oscar Wilde
Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not practice in the… — Ernest Hemingway
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… — Bill Watterson
I’m not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him. — J D Salinger
I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me. — Jerome K. Jerome
Why can I never go back to bed? Who's is the voice ringing in my head? Where is the sense in these desperate dreams? Why… — Emilie Autumn
Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They… — Kingsley Amis
Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid. — Ray Bradbury

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