Bed Quotes

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One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the… — Jennifer Esposito
I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the… — Joanna Lumley
I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man — Terrence Howard
To me, true beauty isn't something that will wash off in the shower at the end of the day. It's something that's still there, before… — Sandra Bullock
Only soldiers and labouring men can appreciate how glorious it really is to lie late in bed in winter-time. When your life revolves around having… — Maurice Chevalier
In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton
I go to bed with men, not boys. — Linda Fiorentino
When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep... — Karl Pilkington
There are times when I feel lazy and just want to stay in bed all day, but I know that working out is the best… — Heather Locklear
I pray that you all put your shoes way under the bed at night so that you gotta get on your knees in the morning… — Denzel Washington
I think it's probably best to work out in the morning to get it out of the way. My ultimate top tip is to drag… — Lily James
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed… — Jeremy Clarkson
I lay in bed at night by myself and Iâ€™m totally okay, and thatâ€™s so much stronger than the person three years ago, who would… — Miley Cyrus
Iâ€™m very worried about the depiction of women on the screen. Itâ€™s gotten worse than ever and itâ€™s related to their being either high- or… — John Cassavetes
The clothes I wear... that doesn't change. I love long dresses. I love velvet. I love high boots. I never change. I love the same… — Stevie Nicks
Even if I am simply one more woman laying one more brick in the foundation of a new and more humane world, it is enough… — Judy Chicago
A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey
I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.... — Linda Evangelista
I like everything perfect. Everything has to be neat. My sister is 5, and she's more messy than I am. I make my bed every… — Dakota Fanning
I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out,… — Lee Ann Womack

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