Bed Quotes

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Every morning I stay in bed for ten minutes to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face and check my karma — Drew Barrymore
In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years… — Liam Neeson
Politics gets me out of bed in the morning It's what really interests me. I'm a competitor, but I also feel like I'm contributing, whether… — Stephanie Cutter
I love books where you can't get out of bed. You want to consume them in one sitting, devour them. Those are my favorites, where… — Rachel McAdams
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10… — Patty Duke
Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday. — Melanie Griffith
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll liveâ€¦at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be… — Mel Gibson
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When… — Elliott Gould
When youâ€™re a bed wetter thereâ€™s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately theyâ€™re hard to come by. — Sarah Silverman
The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was… — Lana Turner
There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger… — Bill Engvall
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning feeling great and… — Amanda Seyfried
Raise your hand if youâ€™ve spent nights crying yourself to sleep, raise your hand if youâ€™ve felt as if youâ€™d rather hide in bed all… — Dianna Agron
We all had such larks. Yes, it was hard work but the friendships and the genuine respect we had for one another, that side I… — Peter O'Toole
Very big business is in bed with very big government in Washington, and has more to do with what the average person sees, hears and… — Dan Rather
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 -… — Mo Rocca
I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up — Daphne Zuniga
Sometimes I lie in bed trying to decide which of my friends I truly care about, and I always come to the same conclusion: none… — Miranda July
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty — Walter Matthau

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