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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them…
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They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.
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I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards - You name…
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Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!
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We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!
— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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One line on the arm, one line on the heart. The bastards who stood by my side with two lines. They'll be…
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Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.
— Joy Baluch
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When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble…
— David Roberts
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In order to get inside their skin, I have to identify with them. That includes even the ones who are complete bastards,…
— George R. R. Martin
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Without country you have neither name, token, voice, nor rights, no admission as brothers into the fellowship of the Peoples. You are…
— Giuseppe Mazzini
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the bastards aren't out to get you. ... Painters of paintings, writers of books, never could…
— Lorenz Hart
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I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.
— Hume Cronyn
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