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Mike Harding has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs that sound…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia"…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then…
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for…
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