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Dan Castellaneta has 51 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other…
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
— Amy Schumer
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We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play…
— Lita Ford
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's…
— Dan Castellaneta
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It really started cooking when I moved to Houston. I bought a house and got my own barbeque pit.
— Earl Campbell
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Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies,…
— Trevanian
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three out of four demons prefer barbeque sauce over hemoglobin
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I love sleeping in on Saturdays and I love college football games. I love not acting my age and good barbeque.
— Eric Church
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As it has been said, our Sport is every other sports punishment. We do not run because it is fun, we run…
— Unknown Author
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I knew that in order to make it in America, I had to be willing to start over. You have to take…
— Natasha Bedingfield
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Ay yo, ay yo, barbeque and blow in the back of the crib. Sittinand countin, smoking a spliff, this shits a gift.
— Raekwon
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