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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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Ordered that of the Indians and Half-breeds sentenced to be hanged by the military commission, composed of Colonel Crooks, Lt. Colonel Marshall,…
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When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
— Bobby Darin
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Biking through New York's boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I…
— Charles Schumer
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Bailey might not have great intelligence or abilities, but his whole aim, thought and study was that of the born leader--to look…
— James Gould Cozzens
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He said to me, Bailey, things are changing between us. And at first I thought it was true. But the way I…
— Scott Wolf
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My oldest brother used to take me to the theater. The first play he took me to see was 'Black Comedy,' then…
— Nathan Lane
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If you let Barnum & Bailey interpret a plot by Stendahl, it might come out to be something like the 1972 Democratic…
— Gloria Steinem
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When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were…
— Mort Walker
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I'm quite ignorant about fashion and I'm colourblind, so it's all a tad tricky. My only knowledge of that world comes through…
— Eddie Redmayne
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I keep getting amazing things to bring to life. There's always something to discover with 'Dr. Bailey,' something that brings her home…
— Chandra Wilson
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I love Christopher Bailey and Burberry, Mulberry for bags, and Hudson for jeans.
— Cara Delevingne
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I don't worry too much about the script, I just ad lib, like Pearl Bailey.
— Mahalia Jackson
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