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• The President is no more than a well-meaning baboon. I went to the White House directly after tea, where I found "The… — George B. McClellan
• Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it… — Aldous Huxley
• It had always been a notion of mine that sanity is like a clearing in the jungle where the humans agree to… — Wilfrid
• If you live in a baboon troop in the Serengeti, you only have to work three hours a day for your calories,… — Robert M. Sapolsky
• Chief executives, who themselves own few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for… — T. Boone Pickens
• What distinguishes our species is thought. The cerebral cortex is in a way a liberation. We need no longer be trapped in… — Carl Sagan
• Medicine is magical and magical is art, the boy in the bubble, and the baby with the baboon heart. — Paul Simon
• Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle. — Peter Gabriel
• I have family in Tanzania. I can't even explain the joy of riding through the Tanzania national park and seeing giraffes run… — Emanuel Cleaver
• If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated… — Ann Coulter
• I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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