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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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You are the generation that will reach the sea and hoist the flag of Palestine over Tel Aviv.
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— Robbie Williams
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This will be my first visit [to Israel]. I've heard it's a special place, that Tel Aviv is exciting and that the…
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Tel Aviv is the most party time place in the world.
— Claire Danes
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I love this city [Tel Aviv]!
— Missy Elliot
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Tel Aviv appeals to me.
— Taylor Caldwell
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A lot of places I go are dangerous, like Tel Aviv or Rio, but that never stops me from going there and…
— Madonna Ciccone
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I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a…
— Daniela Pestova
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Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.
— George Mikes
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Every time I come home, and every time before I leave, I invite all my friends and I get hummus from this…
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