Ate Quotes

522 Ate quotes by 435 unique authors

I used to diet when I was younger. I watched what I ate a lot more and only had two meals a day. Then I… — Kourtney Kardashian
I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one. — Unknown Author
The squareroot of 69 is 8(ate)smthin.... — Drake
There was once a little sea horse eatimg vegetablesin the prairie, then a little bad bitch came and ate her. — Unknown Author
At least you two have decent mannersthe pair last year ate everything with their hands like a couple of savages. It completely upset my digestion.… — Hunger Games
I got 99 cookies because a bit*h ate one — Unknown Author
I ate my dinner and threw the scraps in the garbage. The dogs knocked the can over to pick up where I left off — Rochelle Morrison
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig. — Steve Carell
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can. — Candace Bailey
I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece… — Candace Bailey
A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. — Jimmy Fallon
I just ate 20 chicken nuggets and the new chili cheese fries from Wendy's. I don't know how that happened.... — Sarah Hyland
I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and ate… — Jennifer Garner
O, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in,… — Alyson Hannigan
I felt like I went to someone else's birthday party and ate all the cake without anybody else getting a piece. — Norah Jones
We Live In A Paradoxical World... Where Poor People Walk Many Kilometers To Earn For Food.. While, The Rich Walk A Great Distance To Metabolize… — Pacifiersucker
People who are sensible about love ate incapable of it. — Douglas Yates
I once ate a two-pound steak all by myself! — Nick Jonas
I ate the apple with the rotten worm in it — C-DASH
Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie. — Kanye West
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
It's fun to tackle, but it's also very dark and sad at times, especially with the research I did and reading these stories about families… — Aaron Paul
The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on… — James Beard

Who Wrote These Ate Quotes

435 authors contributed a total of 522 Ate Quotes, led by these top contributors: