Ate Quotes

522 Ate quotes by 435 unique authors

Dont feel special, every bitch gets they pussy ate. Every bitch gets the raw dick. Every bitch meets the mom. Aint shit special about love… — Unknown Author
I was hungry a coupla' times but for the most part I ate every day... I got to go to school for free. — Coolio
My mother, Southern to the bone, once told me, "All Southern literature can be summed up in these words: 'On the night the hogs ate… — Pat Conroy
I eat whatever the guy who beat me in the last race ate. — Unknown Author
Yo, the only girl I ever loved, fucked some nigga that I really hate. And the funny part about it, that we didn't even date.… — Tyler The Creator
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache — Hungarian Proverb
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin. Called his girl up and told her we was bonin. — Lil Kim
I take 7 MC's, put em in a line and add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme. Well, it'll take 7 more before… — Rakim
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped… — Chris Webby
I'll take seven emcees, put 'em in a line. Add seven more brothers who think they can rhyme. It'll take seven more before I go… — Rakim
Every time you ate, you have to masturbate. — Goo Goo Dolls
Protons, neutrons, I ate a rock from the moon. — Talking Heads
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman
He is as good a Catholic as Duke Alva's dog; who ate flesh in Lent. — Dutch Proverb
Stop! Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "One more can't hurt" and then they were gone, we're sorry! — Zoidberg
I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. — Ralph Wiggum
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. — Ralph Wiggum
Girl I got neighbors, put your face in the pillow. Hit it all night, in the mornin ate cereal. — J Stalin
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.… — Unknown Author
I ate a crunchy taco and thought of you — Shawn
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper
You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too? — Unknown Author
Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of insurgents… — Katt Williams
I ate a kite, flew a pie, tied my hair and brushed my shoes just because I love being silly with you — Alana Closs
Bitch please, I just ate out Monica Lewinsky. — Mac Miller

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