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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do…
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Every morning during meditation, I prepare myself for the whole day's struggle. Holy Communion assures me that I will win the victory;…
— Mary Faustina Kowalska
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The US Airforce assures me that UFO's pose no threat to National Security.
— John F. Kennedy
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My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?
— Unknown Author
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It's been my habit of mind, over these years, to understand that every situation in which human beings are involved can be…
— Richard Ford
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a…
— Craig Ferguson
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If I am not today all that I hope to be, yet I see Jesus, and that assures me that I shall…
— Charles Spurgeon
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Who shot you?" For a moment he looked annoyed. "I fail to see what that's got to do with anything. Reading assures…
— Anne Stuart
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Why d'ye talk to yourself?' 'It assures me of a good listener.
— Diana Gabaldon
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My life changed when I realized that everything happens for a good reason,and each time I face a harder challenge assures me…
— Bobi Anthony
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When you my love are unwell, I shed tears inside, but my love for you forces me to smile again because it…
— Arcine Arciniegas
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