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Ass Quotes by H. L. Mencken
- Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.... A man full of faith is simply one who has…
- A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something…
- A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something…
- It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more nearly his own…
- The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation.
More Ass Quotes
- Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan