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- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think. — Harry Sinden
- I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,… — Malcolm Muggeridge
- The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin
- Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to… — Harvey Penick
- Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young
- There is no such thing as a peace of soul approach to religion. It makes of God a gigantic Bayer Aspirin; take… — John Powell
- For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P.J. O'Rourke
- A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple… — Evan Esar
- A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx
- THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry… — Robert Orben
- Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers