Katt Williams Quotes

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• Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
• I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.
• I think pimp, therefore i am.
• Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
• Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
• A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
• All comedy comes from a dark place.
• You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did I fuck up…
• And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna…
• We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u gonn' scare somebody that wanna die? you'll be like- Katt:…
• This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?
• White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!
• Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows…
• Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.
• I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as a pussy replacement, pussy is at the top of the…
• Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.
• If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing wit yo life.
• In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are free to do the stupid shit...Like looking at ya own…
• Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga, this shit here…
• Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

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