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Wendy Liebman has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me…
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.…
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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately…
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People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.
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Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure…
— Lewis Black
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The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running, so I…
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People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about…
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People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or…
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I am above the forest region, amongst grand rocks & such a torrent as you see in Salvator Rosa's paintings vegetation all…
— Joseph Dalton Hooker
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People keep asking me what I think of it now that it's done. Hence my protest: The Web is not done!
— Tim Berners-Lee
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I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life.
— Shaun White
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People are always asking me what it's like to be Judy Garland's daughter. It's hard to be a legend's child.
— Lorna Luft
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Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?'
— Unknown Author
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I say to my colleagues that I sit alongside them in committee, in the bars and in the tea room, and I…
— Unknown Author
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People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.
— Kate Jackson
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