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Asked Quotes by David Sedaris
- Anyone who watches even the slightest amount of TV is familiar with the scene: An agent knocks on the door of some seemingly ordinary home…
- It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his…
- After the trial, I watched as another female pathologist collected maggots from a spinal column found in the desert. There was a decomposed head, too,…
- I had paid for my folly and, as a reward, was invited to take part in the nest builder’s performance piece. The script was great.…
- Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at." When asked for some examples, he listed…
- When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come…
- There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting married…
- People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental…
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- No, if it was up to me every record would be brand new studio material but Atlantic records asked me to put… — Sebastian Bach
- If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects… — Gaston Bachelard
- If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence. — John Banville
- I learned the songs and played the gigs, and then they called me about a month later. They told me they were… — Travis Barker
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- Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — Bernard Baruch
- Filibusters have proliferated because under current rules just one or two determined senators can stop the Senate from functioning. Today, the mere… — Evan Bayh
- Ever since the Greek tragedies, artists have, from time to time, asked themselves how they might influence ongoing political events. — John Berger