"There’s a lot I don’t tell my father……" — David Sedaris

"There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting married and was, in fact, quite happy to break up with her live-in boyfriend, whom she replaced with an imaginary boyfriend named Ricky. The last time she was asked out by a successful bachelor, Amy hesitated before saying, ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m really not into white guys right now."

— David Sedaris

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I produced six movies with Amy Robinson since the very early 80s. — Griffin Dunne
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I believe in Amy Winehouse. I know she’s not with us anymore but I believe she was who she was… — Lana Del Rey
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