Arse Quotes

54 quotes by 49 authors

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts… — John Barth
Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows it. The New World Order… — Jello Biafra
I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in both my elbows. I still… — Unknown Author
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Unknown Author
That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
I grew up having to piss in a bucket â€™cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that… — Ozzy Osbourne
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good… — Billy Connolly
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be… — Harold Pinter
Thereâ€™s no way Iâ€™m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for… — Prince
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller
The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse. — Tony Abbott
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using… — Nick Hornby
I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as the truth. I'd… — Marilyn Manson
But big peopleâ€™s illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if… — Khushwant Singh

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