Arse Quotes

54 quotes by 52 authors

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse — Dean Cavanagh
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could… — Dylan Moran
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes… — Wilbur Smith
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess,… — Christine McVie
Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan
The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley
A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse… — Terry Pratchett
A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs… — Russell Brand
To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. — Aristophanes
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good… — Liam Gallagher
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. — D. H. Lawrence
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help… — Jamie Oliver
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man. — E E Cummings
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American… — James McAvoy
Dance music was on its arse before we came along. — Sergio Pizzorno
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back. — Francis Picabia

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