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Arrested Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
- This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If that guy really…
- Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs were supposed to…
- A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison…
More Arrested Quotes
- The only time I've been arrested was in opposing the Marble Hill nuclear power plant in Indiana. That was in 1979. — Wendell Berry
- I have led an unusual life. I have buried a father killed at age 50 and two brothers killed in the prime… — Benazir Bhutto
- Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested… — Ambrose Bierce
- I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for… — Jane Campion
- I was arrested three times and tortured once. — Paulo Coelho
- In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who… — William J. Clinton
- Christ in this country would quite likely have been arrested under the Suppression of Communism act. — Unknown Author
- Government: If you refuse to pay unjust taxes, your property will be confiscated. If you attempt to defend your property, you will… — Edward Abbey
- The potency of prayer hath subdued the strength of fire; it hath bridled the rage of lions, hushed anarchy to rest, extinguished… — Saint John Chrysostom
- Since the September 11 attacks, nearly 400 individuals have been arrested by the Justice Department as a result of ongoing investigations into… — Jo Bonner
- CAIR officials or former officials have been arrested on charges related to terrorism yet all it offers is silence and stonewalling in… — Paul Weyrich
- There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark. I… — Mel Gibson