"Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for……" — Jimmy Fallon
"Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs were supposed to be smuggled into Chicago."
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118 Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon has 118 quotes on this site.
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Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why…
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Listening is more important than talking.
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
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When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at…
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...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
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I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby.…
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm…
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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares…
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Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial
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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will…
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There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
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It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
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This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest…
— Gerard Arpey
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Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear…
— Cecil Beaton
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It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline…
— Gordon Bethune
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I've spent my life as an airplane mechanic, pilot, aircraft manufacturer and airline CEO who never lost a life or…
— Gordon Bethune
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This is absolutely bizarre that we continue to subsidize highways beyond the gasoline tax, airlines, and we don't subsidize, we…
— Joe Biden
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
— Lewis Black
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I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse…
— Anthony Bourdain
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If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
— Richard Branson
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Unless they can immediately demonstrate a credible fear of persecution, why shouldn't these people be returned at once to the…
— Ed Koch
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Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its…
— Wernher von Braun
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The greatest threat now is a 9/11 occurring with a group of terrorists armed not with airline tickets and box…
— Dick Cheney
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I have to say that flying on Air Force One sort of spoils you for coach on a regular airline.
— Ron Reagan
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